Buhtt sex?
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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