your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Are we still banned from the library?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
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