You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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