so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
he laminated a picture of his dick.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
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