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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I am midnight drunk by noon
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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