Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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