Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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