I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
You took a bar mat shot.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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