I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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