Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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