Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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