Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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