He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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