I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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