Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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