She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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