Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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