I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Be still, my beating vagina.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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