My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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