If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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