69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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