people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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