the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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