i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
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