Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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