WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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