dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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