take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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