Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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