I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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