went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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