I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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