I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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