well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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