dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
So vagazzling was a success
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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