I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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