I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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