chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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