pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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