I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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