Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Do you have feelings for this penis?
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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