problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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