Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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