I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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