I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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