I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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