I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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