Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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