Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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