i would punch a child for taco bell
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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